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Lime skittles. Need I say more. Green apple just isn’t the same.
Omg i found lime skittles.
No fuckin way you found skittles(lime)
bake your shit into a pie after you ate something blue to make it green and give it to someone
Someone was being an asshole so I gave them a "lime" pie as retribution.
“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
A cranky lesbian who is bad at sex.
‘she’s not a pillow princess, she’s a finger lime’.
when you can't fucking drive a train in battlefield one
look at this fucking taxi lime
When someone is doing something unnecessary
She is so peeling the lime.