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A case in which a man is so drunk, he fails to cum while having sex.
Dude, I had a bad case of lime whiskey dick this weekend. I was going at it for at least an hour...
bake your shit into a pie after you ate something blue to make it green and give it to someone
Someone was being an asshole so I gave them a "lime" pie as retribution.
“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
A cranky lesbian who is bad at sex.
‘she’s not a pillow princess, she’s a finger lime’.
person from cowtown who is going to hell, also patented the "Lime Mercury Technique"
"Lime Mercury is going to hell"
"Let's not use the Lime Mercury Technique"
A yummie drinkie
Ingredients:
Casamigos… a wot
A little lime juice
Top it off with bubblies… like any seltzer
Nnmmm sad face… I want a limee. Can you pweaseee get the migos?
Is Lime green a girl color? Of course! Lime green is a that fits girls!
You: Is Lime green a girl color?
Me: Lime green IS a girl color!!