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"you had to fuck that lobster head-ass nigga...i should have slapped you...but the god said CHIIILL..."
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The clear ooze the erupts from a pimple directly after the puss comes out of it.
Billy Bob: Yo Wilbur, saw you gettin' a BJ from Wilma behind the pigly wigly yesterday, but why'd you run off crying right in the middle of it?
Wilbur: When she was goin down on my 1 inch vienna her face rubbed up against my ball from and one of her pimples popped all over it. The lobster cream got all in my shit and I had to run home and wash it out.
Billy Bob: She's pregnant......
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a badly sunburned chest of a woman.so red if that of a lobster..
"WHOA did you see stephanies lobster boobs yesturday?...tragic"
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a group of sunburnt people at the beach, park etc
guy 1:"Whoa look at them! Its a freakin lobster fest!"
guy 2:"Yeah, they are little on the crispy side"
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The thing you get from smoking expensive cigarettes.
- You think you are safe if you smoke this shit just because it's expensive?!
- Well, most certainly this is superior quality tobacco, and indeed I have smaller chances of getting lung cancer...
- Dude, you won't get a lung cancer, you'll get a lung lobster from this shit!!!
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When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.
We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.
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Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.
Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.
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