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Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.
One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
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a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair
your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head
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the result when there isn't enough of the main dinner item for the whole family, so the meal is supplemented with leftovers and quickie items; also can occur when nobody feels like cooking
I've had a crappy day at work, so why don't we just have a mix-n-match dinner tonight?
A challenge where the loser must endure a humiliating act in which he / she must have a large glass of cold water thrown into his / her face, by the winner, while a crowd of people watch. This act is usually preceded by a sporting event, or a video game (eg. Madden Football).
Brian: "Why did Jay throw that cup of water into Eric's face?"
Steve: "It was a Cup O'Water in the Face Match, and Jay destroyed him!"
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This question is used to ask if a woman has died her hair. It is often used to find out the natural hair colour of a person.
Bob "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Alice "Yes but not the upholstery"
Bob "..."
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A Secret Code to find a hostage mole
Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.
Max: Hey, me too!
Sam: Sorry I asked.
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Some one who make up stupid ass words or statements and match them with stupid ass definitions on Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: "What have had you busy for the last few days?"
Person 2: "Ohh that, it's nothin I'm just Matching Random Words With Random Definitions."
Person 3: "Who the fuck does that, it's retarded!"
Person 1: "I know right."
Person 2:"Fuck you guys!"