A small Midwest political party lead by an anonymous individual operating under the pseudonym “Rambo”. The mattress party focuses on quality sleep and strong familial relationships. Their most popular advertising campaign parodied the popular “Make America Great Again” slogan and in combination with the popular internet meme “Netflix and chill” to create “Make Netflix and chill Great Again. Although an effective meme, MCCGA failed to promote the mattress party.
I supposed I’d describe myself as a moderate that really enjoys a good night’s sleep.
Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?
When they fuck you so good you grab onto the mattress and bend it...in a sense folding it
Bro my girl is so good in bed. Really mattress folder good?? Hell Ya she is a mattress folder.
nipples, which once pressed down, resurface and rise to average nipple height similar to memory foam
dude 1: "damn, yo bitch got sum sleep number lookin ass nips!"
dude 2: "yeah she has them mattress nips that rise, like yeast brother!"
A bra with so much padding/push up that the extra volume alone is larger than the size of someone's boobs. Mattress bras are usually extremely thick and uncomfortable to wear.
"Dude, this chick I took home last night had MASSIVE TITS. I was so excited until she took off her mattress bra and she went from a DD to a B at best..."
Similar to a pillow princess. It makes her lover/baby happy to please his/her mommy with out need for reciprocity. Often with lots of instruction and rewards like with a dom/sub relationship.
I love to make my mattress mommy happy.
When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!