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A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks
Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere
wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress
Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.
She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.
worship from bed, usually very loud "OH GOD" repeated a lot
them: religious preference?
me: st. mattress...it's very exclusive!
The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.
I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.
When you're toking it in your dorm room/basement and it's really dank.
Hey man you smell Adam's car? He was really stinkin the mattress out with that zaza.
something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?
Will: you should stop punching mattresses.