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Mikey D Pie Crust

When you dont fully wipe your butt and you sit down. The poo must harden in the shape of a pie crust in and around your butthole. Once you stand up and release the contact between your pie and the crust, the smell unleashes causing widespread riots and pandemonium around the world.

The kid Michael had some Mikey D Pie Crust at lollapolooza 2010, 2011 and probably will at 2012

by BrunoPieCrust August 11, 2011

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Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae

The act of a woman laying on her back/shoulders against a bed with her pussy pointing to the ceiling, legs back towards her then the guy grabbing his nuts and inserting them into her pussy.
Depending on the bed and the lady, this may require her to lay on a low stool to ensure her pussy is at the right height
the stool can be used by the guy to hover over her pussy and lower himself.
It's the nicest feeling, (have to be hairless to appreciate it.)

After fisting my subslut, I gave her Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae, the right nut was slightly painful, but the left nut, slipped in and popped out with ease.

by phred512 November 14, 2017

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Mikey Meatloaf Special

When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass

I will give you the Mikey Meatloaf Special

by Boogashay August 3, 2022


mikey-wave

Originated from a collab I did with my friend on aggie.io.
I was pissed because my microwave always blows up shit, alas mikey-wave was born and is now the center of some of my conversations.

''MOSS YOU GOTTA FUCKIN SEE THIS! MY MIKEY-WAVE BURNT THE FUCKIN CHEESE DIP AND NOW THE CORNERS ARE BLACKCKCKC WAAAAA''

by CyrusPapyrus January 16, 2022


Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).

Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.

by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017


Mikey Special

A meme so perverse, depraved and grotesque that recipient recoils in shock and horror in such a way they can only chuckle nervously as a result of the brain’s inability to process what they’ve seen.

“Ayo, hodup. I got a Mikey Special coming for you.”

Hehwhat the fuck is wrong with you? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.”

by DildoDistributor January 1, 2022


Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020