nightmare dressed like a daydream

1. (n.) a woman who appears nice and sweet, but is actually is much more than this - whether in a positive or negative sense

2. (n.) Taylor Swift on the floor crying with mascara running down her face

1. Person 1: Look! Here's comes Helen. Person 2: What's up with Helen? Person 1: She looks sweet in that dress, but she's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

2. Taylor Swift is such a boss ass bitch. She's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

66👍 3👎

Mono from little nightmares

A 10-year-old mf that got betrayed by a Coraline ripoff and now is a depressed pixie stick

Person 1: yo, do you Mono from little nightmares?
Person 2: u mean that kid that looks like dr. Flug from villainous?
Person 1: yeah

13👍 3👎

High octane nightmare fuel

Some really fucked up images that will forever haunt you for the rest of your life. The spawn of satan's mind after being tourtured by constand Hannah Montana courtesy of God.

Just google image it... I DARE YOU.
High octane nightmare fuel refuses to let me sleep

18👍 6👎

Nightmare Clown World

A phrase that is used to describe ones own mental well-being during an existential crisis.

Wesley is being told to find the arctan(sin 2π/3).
He has entered Nightmare Clown World.

5👍 31👎

Hondurian Nightmare

spanish; gay; loves reid; hates fluster.

Also known to use the word "Damnit" towards a person during gaming scenarios.

Also always seems to wear Aeropostale shirts.

I am Nick...the Hondurian Nightmare.

3👍 111👎

Sell the dream, live the nightmare

The mantra of every salesperson alive, they promise the client unachievable results if they just sign on the line. Once the dream is sold, the operations team then needs to unravel the web of deceit sold and "recalibrate" the client's expectations (i.e., the nightmare).

Todd: " How did we lose our biggest client last week?"

Tyler: "It seems once they talked with Operations they realized there was no way they could make that deadline. Another classic example of 'sell the dream, live the nightmare."

6👍 2👎

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare

From the outside it looks like you live a great and happy life but on the inside you are miserable and alone.

How are you doing?

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare