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Someone who routinely skips blogging for a week or more at a time.
He's such a hobo blogger I've stopped linking to him.
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A derogatory term for friends and foes alike.
For maximum effect, pause after saying hobo and lengthen the 'e' vowel in heat.
Falcon: check out that lame AFC
Jimmy: he's such a hobo on heat!!!
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The act of receiving oral sex from an individual that wears a paper bag over their head due to their hideously ugly face. Very satisfying as long as the hole is properly cut into the paper bag. Failure to properly cut the hole could result in painful paper cuts.
Mr. Wallet gives a mean hobo blowjob.
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A hobo shank is the act in which a person (usually a drunk hobo) straightens their hand so that their fingers are tightly knit together and pointing straight out and then hand shanks someone.
The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway.
In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male.
"Chris you whore! Who is this b**** texting you a booty call?!?"
"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!"
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rap group that is straight from the streets of OAKLAND. real rap, they dont b talkin bout their hos or mil.
"you gotta pay the price when you deal with me
i never claim killer like a fake ass g
you never heard me brag about my hos or mil
i deal with the truth, now you can put that on the scale"
-hobo junction-"Da Real Deal"-The Cleaners
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French fries that have fallen out of their container whilst still in the to-go bag, thus leaving them homeless and free to take by anyone who claims them.
The three hobo fries in the bottom of the bag were cold and lonely.
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On Chicago Transit Authority Trains, the area with two seats at the front and back of each car that is separated by a wall from all the other seats on the train. It is relatively isolated and gives some privacy to people who sit in them. So named because it is also allows a homeless person space to sleep, and occasionally defecate, without being noticed.
Bob: "Hey, let's go sit in those seats, nobody will bother us."
Jim: "No way! That's the hobo corner, it smells like piss!"
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