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baked children

the act of dressing up as santa and then having sex in an e-z-bake oven

i used the baked children on my girlfriend last week

by jose the mexican gardener January 11, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Connection Children

What a person who varily understands English, would call siamese twins.

These is good I read of you news for me and Marie. I wait on other monies to come the story to tell about me and Marie and we have 17 children. Of the children, faur are connection like the siameses are connect. I win viagra from the internet and it make the connection children..The operation to seperate the four is very important. For I am also diability my legas were accidently amputated and in delirious way I slap me mother and mine brothers cut all but one of my fingers off. And when the monies to come from African man, is 1.2 million dollars, a friend try to take over my identity , he was Shaitan and cut my last finger off. Later Shaitan was killed by Elcingaro. But Elcingaro, he steel my viagra, he rape one of the 4 connection children while three were asleep and the connection children woke up and one of the children kill Elcingaro. So now it is very serious for me as I lived by the post office in a box with the viagra problems to wait for the monies from Africa or to gets a job, and mine wife Marie live in a van by the rivers with these childrens. The policia take the childrens to jail, so now the guilty child to be in jail all the other connection children in jail too. So I need the monies with to get them seperated so the other 3 connection childrens can not be in the jail. I am at public library and marie type this for me on public compoter. I have moved back from the river to a box at the post office and you to see that you send the monies and gives me a application. You can send.

Bigbean and Marie
C/O General Deliveries
Covington, LA. 70433

by jeffbo September 13, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


children of bodom

A very talented band, which would be much better with a coherent singer.

Did he just say he was going to eat my mom, or was he talking about flowers?

by The Dylan July 1, 2005

99๐Ÿ‘ 342๐Ÿ‘Ž


Children Of Bodom

A shit band that every metal n00b is in love with. If you can't backup what's so great about them, or even know the type of genre they supposedly play, chances are, the band is shit.

Metal n00b: OMG Children of Bodom are teh bestest band to ever happens to metal!

Metal Elitist: *Punches faggot to momentarily stun him and proceed to stab ears to a bloody pulp*

by I'llHurtYouBitch May 2, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Children's Day

The day that occurs 363-364 times a year... on every day that is not Mother's or Father's Day.

Hey Mom, when is Children's Day? EVERY DAY is Children's Day... are you kidding?

by StoleniPod May 2, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost Children

Ghost Children are the counterparts of fans of the Smashing Pumpkins in the alternate world of Glass and the Machines of God.
Fans of Glass and the Machines of God are Ghost Children.

What role do the Ghost Children play in the fable of Glass and the Machines of God?

by moonbug November 17, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


lenin's children

immature wannabe intellectual, likes to believe they are special and that their rights are in constant danger by "the man".
Lenin's Children often mask their sedition under the banner of "human rights"

That activist who always preaches ideas that dont make sense under the microscope of logic.
People like that are lenin's children

by Jonathan Maxwell July 13, 2006

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