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November 14 is national World Diabetes Day. It's the day to recognize diabetics for fighting Diabetes. It is also the day to go to McDonald's and buy everything- even the broken ice cream machine.
(this was written by a diabetic so don't hate on my work)
November 14 is the day for McDonald's
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The only few days of the year a sexy,loyal,beautiful,bright eyed girl is born. November 10th babies are one of the best you’ll ever meet.
I bet that cute girl over there was born on November 10th
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Person: Hey josh!
Josh: Will you go out with me? Its November 22nd and I’m supposed to ask YOU out!
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An undertaking of great endurance and perseverance. When a group of friends (usually, but not always male) pledge to each other to not masturbate for the whole month.
Only the toughest and most resolute will make it through this so called "hell" month, but it is a life changing experience. The confidence and discipline learned during these 30 days can be applied to many other endeavors in life.
The camaraderie and support of your friends is a must to successfully execute this stunning feat of dedication.
Although it is mainly a guy thing, girls are permitted, and in fact encouraged, to participate as well. The more support the better.
Needless to say, for those who make it, it will rain on December 1.
Good luck and Godspeed.
November 23:
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you're doing no fap November
Guy 2: Yeah
1: How can you do that man?
2: Its hard work, but its worth it. All the chicks dig the competition to see who will last
1: Dude, I think I'll do that next year!
2: Cool man, just spray your hand with pepper whenever you feel like doing it.
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November 17th a day in which the greatest most prettiest and craziest bitches were born on
Person 1: omg do you know what day it is
Person 2: November 17?
Person 1: all crazy bitches was born on this day
Person 2: PeriodT pooh
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No nic(otine) november is a parody stemming from the popular "No nut november" in which teenage boys and girls who are addicted to vaping must not touch the addictive substance, nicotine, for the entire month of November.
Student A: Dude how are you doing in No Nic November ?
Student B: Dude it's November third and I'm already feeling the jitters.
A: what? I'm doing just fine tho.
B: yeah no shit cuz u a bitch and don't vape.
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November 20th is the day your crush has to date you, just for the day!
Crush: hey waddup
Me: hey babe!
Crush: what? We’re not dating
Me: well it’s November 20th the day you have to date me no matter what 😌
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