graham crumbs

graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.

friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.

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crumb snatcher

a person who shows up to smoke sessions with nothing to smoke and leeches off other people's sacks

johnny, that crumb snatcher just showed up and smoked the last of my sack

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crumb cake

Delicious snack manufactured by Little Debbie.

"Shoot nigga, I'm hungry."

"Have a crumb cake."

"Iiiiiiiight!"

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bread crumbs

The little bits of weed left over after breaking it up to make a joint.

yo man, you better clean up dem bread crumbs, cuz if you get caught at the border with it, your gonna get arrested.

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Bum Crumb

The little pieces of poo stuck to the hairs on your bum after not wiping correctly

Boy doing girl in doggy ...
Damn you have major bum crumbs, go wash your bum!

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crumb crotch

When a person is eating something "crumbly" and they drop crumbs into their lap.

Hey, Melinda, were you eatin' cornbread? 'Cause you got crumb crotch, girl!

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eye crumbs

The yellowish residue in the corners of your eyes when you wake up.

Guy 1: "Damn you have serious eye crumbs, did you forget to wash your face"