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Simply put, a job that nobody wants. This job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans assistant at a shotgun wedding. There is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but competitive.
*At Shotgun Wedding*
Cam: Do you see that camera mans assistant in the corner drinking free booze? I want that job.
Nate: Nah bro, that’s a Craigslist job.
A sexual favor performed by a wife, girlfriend, and/or significant other before a trip. The favor is performed out of fear to help curtail any near-future promiscuity by the other partner as the wife, girlfriend and/or significant other is not in attendance.
My wife gave me a fear job before I left for India.
When the guy sucking you from behind has a nose so large that it pierces your asshole and hits your g spot.
I got a Steeb Job last night and it made me cum buckets.
When a girl rubs her soft, smooth legs against your cock, stimulating you to the point of orgasm.
She had me lie down naked on the bed. She tied my wrists and ankles spread-eagle to the bedposts with soft nylon rope. My cock became incredibly hard as she put me in a bound and helpless position, giving her full control over me. She looked great in her gray tank top and short shorts. Her shorts revealed her amazing, long, and sexy legs. Her quadriceps, hamstrings, and calves were beautifully toned.
She laid down perpendicular to me and stretched her legs out, placing them over my waist as she sat by my side on the bed. She placed one of her thighs on my cock, causing me to twitch in pleasure against the rope that held me down. Her thigh felt so firm, yet soft, as it stroked my cock. She then moved her leg towards her so that her calf rubbed against my cock as well. She made eye contact with me as she did, and smiled at me when I moaned in pleasure from her leg’s touch. She then switched to her other leg, stroking me back and forth from her thigh to her calf.
Finally, she pressed both of her legs together with my cock in between. She moved her legs forward and back, stroking my cock in between her calves and thighs. I felt a lot of pressure building up and flooding towards my cock and balls. She squeezed her legs together harder around my cock as she continued stroking it. It was too much. I cried out as the pressure exploded through my cock and sprayed cum onto her thighs, shins, and calves. It was an amazing leg job.
A knee Job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her Knee into your C&B's and is rubbin' like she either wants to bust 'em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. Generally best when she's wearing hosiery of some kind.
My wife woke me up with a fantastic Knee Job and I made a mess on her shin.
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A blow job recieved from a ghost. It is an unexplained occurence that tends to happen mostly at night. Many paranormal investigators believe it is not an intelligent haunting, but just an "imprint" of what was. Boo jobs happen mostly to boys that are ages 13-17. Many people believe a boo job is a form of "ghost rape". Nobody knows exactly why boo jobs happen to people. Some people think it is at random, and others believe that the person recieving the boo job could have been the ghost's lover in another life.
Timmy awoke to a strange sucking noise. He looked down to see a white mist at his "package". He let out a scream and the white mist vanished. It occured to him that he had just been a victim of a "boo job".
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A meaning defining how people should be on their own grind rather than worrying about other people's business
Guy 1- Nah I don't know why my man is trying to ramp with me.
Guy 2 (To Wasteman)- Real talk don't start beef be on your job fam.
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