Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

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Loafing Around

What pokemon do when they're too bad ass for their trainer

Samson is loafing around

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brown loaf

The act of sucking shit from a girls anus (therefore in the form of a loaf of bread) then spitting it back in her face.

While C-rizzle performed a brown loaf on magic (the dog), she bit his wiener.

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Loaf Bread

When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.

Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."

Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading

Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."

Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."

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trimming a loaf

excreting the fecal matter inside the colon loaf by loaf as in comparison to a loaf of bread. "plop, plop, plop" until you've vanquished all the hell inside of you.

"Hey John Doe, wanna come to the movies with us? " Ok, but wait a second I'm trimming a loaf...."

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Dirty Loaf

The act of offering someone a sandwhich and instead of using butter use the piece makers own ejaculate

I made my mum a sandwhich last night from that dirty loaf

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