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When you are spooning with your significant other and he or she farts on your junk, heating it up like an oven. junk oven fart queef penis cock gas spooning heat
Man, my cougar totally gave me a junk oven last night. That's the last time I feed her lactarded ass a la mode special brownies.
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A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.
Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven
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When you fart underneath the blankets, and then pull the covers over your head so you can smell your own gas is all of it's glory.
Dave: "Whats that smell?"
Kendell: "Sorry I just did a Dutch Oven"
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when one has one hand inserted in the vagina and the other hand inserted in the ass, holding her in a doggy position and making her grab your favorite dish out the oven.
I had hands deep in both holes open my hands like a over mit her mouth opened as I pull my hands together her mouthed closed around my pie then I could pull back and take that God damn pie you been oven mitted bitch
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When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.
Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven
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When you roast someone so bad basically tossing them inside an oven and setting it to 650 degrees
person 1: If you don't gethcho cheese burger built ass outta here im boutta toss you in the oven and set it to 650 degrees cuhhhhhh
person 2: alright man
person 3: damnnnnnn he got tossed in the oven!!!
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Much like the dutch oven, except that you use an unused bathroom as the target.
Eat a bunch of food that makes you gassy (here in Arizona that would be Mexican food). When you sleep over at someones place (girlfriend, boyfreind, someone you just met, etc.) wake up early and take a huge shit in the bathroom. No fan. Shut the door. Leave the stench for them when they get up to take a whiz.
That girl took me home, but I was so logged up that I had to pull an AZ oven on her.
I had to roll out of that bitches house, but I left her an Arizona oven before I split.
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