makeout hair poof thing

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout

Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

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Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch

Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

poof on

having a drag of a vape

‘yo poof on that’
‘yeah course bro’

poof herr

a gay man

Germans refer to gay men (herr) as "poof herrs."

Poof Price

Low amount of money, poor, not worth much

Wow what a good deal! Must be a poof price.

Poofed

Poofed: When you have had too much of something, you couldn't possibly have any more.

Synonyms: starffed, shanked, full.
Antonyms: starvin, hungy

Richo, "mate i'm poofed, I couldn't possibly take another bite."

Me, "what'd you call me mate?"