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when a man poops on a woman's vagina then has sex with her and when his dick is covered in shit he makes the girl lick it like a Popsicle.
Guy: hey dude i gave maria a german popsicle lastnight!
Guy 2: Nice!
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A faggot, usually the bitch in the relationship. The one takin it up the ass.
What Bubba turns you into once you get sent to prison.
Dave got sentenced to 10yrs of hard time. Damn he's gonna be a human popsicle for at least 8 of that.
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When you stab a prostitute to death with an icicle whilst she gives you a blow job, followed by an illicit burial. These events must occur after midnight but before sunrise.
Erik was so unimpressed by the hooker's fellationic skills he totally gave her a midnight popsicle.
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The sexual act when the male sits in a buddha position(legs crossed) and the woman sits on his lap while on her period. Turning his genitals red, then she proceeds to give him oral sex.
So my girlfriend asked if we had a popsicle, so i gave her my famous Chinese Popsicle.
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A mans genitalia; an erect penis being sucked on by a hungry warm mouth.
Last night your mother feasted on my Meat Popsicle and did not waste a drop.
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When a man slides his bedpost into his asshole and then has his girlfriend such his dick. Hence he is the popsicle and he is being sucked.
Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.
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