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The type of atheist who is offended by religious fundamentalists, whilst simultaneously displaying the exact traits he or she claims to find offensive in them (generally included, but not limited to, arrogance, bigotry, myopia, and a tendency towards circular logic, sanctimony, and melodrama.)
Radical atheists blame war, sexism, cancer, tornadoes, and George Lucas on religion, and, while vocally mocking personages held sacred by others, will attack blindly if Richard Dawkins is treated with anything other than blind and reverential worship. You can, indeed, not talk about 'The Dawk' without inciting a flame war, or as radical atheists call them "Crusades."
A common misconception is that all Raging Atheists tend to be high school/early college students who've just heard about Richard Dawkins for the first time. While this is a common specimen, just as many are middle-aged hipsters who, having been raised in a strictly religious household, began rebelling and ended up as the mirror (and equally annoying) image of their fundamentalist parents.
Rabid atheists roam the plains of Reddit and YouTube looking to take offense and clench their buttholes in self-righteous indignation. No one is certain of their exact numbers as individual pack members have been known to host a number of accounts; some of which they use to agree with themselves and some of which, posing as fundamentalists, they use to posit straw-man arguments.
Some Raging Atheist named Pastafarian4Dawkinz just approached me on YouTube and asked if I wanted a PDF of The Blind Watchmaker.
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When the Adderall starts to wear off and you start coming down, abandoning the user in a desolate fit of mania. As the body begins to go through withdrawal, one can easily start to become furious and enraged. It's an evil side effect and can really mess with the user. Known to crank regular road rage up to the next level. Everything in life is seen as a complete burden and pain in the ass. Violent thoughts swarm the user's mind and if the rage is severe enough, the destructive thoughts can easily morph into brutal actions.
The best remedy to stave off such murderous rage is a good ol' jolt of mary jane. Remedy dosage will need to be adjusted accordingly in relation to Adderall consumption.
Adderall Rage excerpt:
"Fuck it hasn't even been 8 fucking hours yet and my fucking Adderall is already wearing off. What the fuck, this is fucking bullshit. I could fucking stab someone in the face right now, I'm fucking serious. Fucking sick of this shit, man. Did you just see that asshole cut me off? And now she thinks she's gonna drive nice and slow, does she?? THAT'S IT, FUCK THIS BITCH. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JIMMY, I'M GONNA KILL THIS BITCH. I'M RAGED AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!! TAKE COVER AMERICA."
*Slams on the gas pedal, sending the car straight ahead into the soccermom's loaded minivan. A massive fireball erupts and everyone within a one-mile radius of the explosion dies a horrible and vicious death of flames and agony....everyone except Jimmy.*
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(noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an asshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check.
Some old bitch send me spiraling into check rage today at Safeway.
Rage bitch is when a person is playing a game gets upset due to losing or getting killed a lot, they get angry and starts complaining about the game or the person.
person 1: Wow this game is gay, you can't rank up, you can't get a lot of exp.
Person 2: stop rage bitching and play the game
When a guy eats a girl out, and then starts biting aggressively. He then begins to tear and rip apart the girl's vagina, spitting the pieces out and going in for more. This is a very dangerous and painful taboo.
"John was giving great oral last night, until he started doing the raging piranha," said Jenny.
"Ouch, your pussy has to be destroyed," said Lindsie.
jamming out to loud and catchy music while in the car. essentially, raging/partying while in the process of driving a mobile vehicle
Nikki, Sofia, Elise, and John were mobile raging on the way back from in n out!
A squeaker a child on an online FPS game ( typically COD, but sometimes Halo, Counterstrike, and others) that gets so upset that they begin to speak in profane slurs. These children are normally between the ages of six to twelve and will normally shout out 'HAKAAAR!' or 'That's bullshit! I'm better than you!' At almost every death that they get. Normally, they have atrociously bad sportsmanship in most shooters and will talk the most trash-talk in the game. They are traditionally really poor at the game and will squeal at any chance to the point most people thirteen and up will want to kill themselves with the MAC10 they have in game.
A squeaker rage is when the squeaker begins to bitch and whine about the game, or when you bitch and whine about the squeaker.
Squeaker: STOPFUCKINGKILLINGMEFAGGOT!
Fifteen year old: just shut up with your squeaker rage already, holy shit dude, you are ruining Halo 4 for me.