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A small town in Middlesex County, New Jersey with an estimated population of 15,322.
Similarly to its surrounding central Jersey towns, South River boasts a diverse population, mostly white, with two large Eastern European and Portuguese minorities.
The small 2.9 mi² town has also become home to a number of illegal immigrant homes, mainly Brazilian, attracted by the infamously large Portuguese population.
The median income for a household in the town is ~$52,324.
The town is frequently described by its residents as a New Jersey small town stereotype, whose residents wish nothing more than to move out.
1. Pete H. and Aaron Daley are two slackers from South River
2. "I just bought name tags for my newest construction workers: José and Ronaldinho.
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the coolest place in the world to go to for summer vaction
i went to eagle river for summer vaction biatch
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a girl that has frequent intercourse with her brother
bradley rivers did his sister Sophie Rivers the other day
When you give the sped girl dong
“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
“heck yeah i did boy”
The act of threatening to pee onto a group of people's faces, enough so that there's a puddle, and to have the group splash it onto their faces as if it were holy water.
A form of punishment
"Man, I'm sure going to give that gang the community river. They stole my bike last week!"
a lost soul, whom dwells near rivers/lakes. These mythical persons created out of the sledge of the saginaw river have grown in numbers the past decades. they are harmless, often have a strange odor to them, and wild beast-like hair.
Ahhhh, I'm sure that river folk could point me to the nearest river!
A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.
Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.