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When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.
"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".
"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".
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The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.
"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"
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Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.
Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.
The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.
Hannah went to the beautican and had the forest over salmon canyon clear-felled.
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When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.
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Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
When a dude wears a pink shirt
"Scott loves the Man Salmon, Mel not so much"
When you cum in her mouth and she squirts it out her eye
She let me salmon cheese her