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A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
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if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
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When your definition gets posted almost immediately on urb dic. Oh. And uh.thanks!
Legit literally as I write this my definition s went up on urb dic! Immediate score!
A maximum score of 180 in darts. Possibly started by an errant dart at double-13
That lucky bastard just hit a skeletor score
The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.
Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.
A plan/code for guys getting laid
Cole told his friends that scoring eagle is in effect. They high five
Using the verb to score ie. french-kiss, Scoring like mad is a passionate embrace or episode of french-kissing. Usually deemed to be drink-fuelled and in a nightclub environment.
Look! those two over there are scoring like mad!