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:'See-kret Poh-ket'
The small pocket typically situated just above the right hand pocket on most regular casual trouserwear. So called 'secret' due to the general failure of the person to find/remember it when intoxicated. Used primarily to store house keys/ taxi money.
person 1: 'ah man i havent got an money left for a taxi'
person 2: 'have you checked your secret pocket?'
person 1:'oh yeah! a fiver, sweet'
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someone who engages in a long term secret affair with a neighbor, friend, or acquaintance.
Did you hear he is a giant secret slut? They were bumpin' uglies for 10 months before we found out!
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1) The location of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
2) The location of Osama bin Laden
"You see, Colin, the thing about these WMDs over in Iraq is that they are located in a double secret warehouse! You see, The first secret is Saddam hiding them there, and the second secret is me lying about his single secret warehouse! Isn't my strategery neat?" said G.W.
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The consistent person you date but wont fess up to on facebook, usually really great in a relationship and in bed but socially awkward or embarrassing to friends. Could be hidden in order to make others think you are still single. Often told that fb status means nothing to be kept happy.
We should tell her that we know about her secret boyfriend
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When you know that they know, but they dont know that you know.
You know?
I know he knows I'm faking it, but as long as he keeps pretending he dont know, I'm still getting me sum...
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The best time to execute this stunt is when its really hot and you are laying in bed and cant fall asleep. Wait until a good case of swamp ass starts to set in. Remember, be stealthy as the element of surprise is essential.
Step 1: Slide your index finger along the top of your ass crack ensuring it is moistened with your ass dew.
Step 2: Ask your significant other if they want to know a dirty secret.
Step 3: Press said index finger against your significant others lips as if to silence them and whisper "Shhh".
Now this is your dirty secret to share with one another as the receiver will be far too embarassed to tell anyone about it.
I was sweating my ass off last night and couldn't sleep so I gave my old lady a dirty secret.
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1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.
2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.
Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)
"you wanna smoke a joint man"
"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"
"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"
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