shaving the hole

when a man shaves his anal so that he does not have to deal with dingle berries

Ben Gibbs was caught shaving the hole. He claimed he did not know it was bleeding and that it was worth it.

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shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.

Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.

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No Shave April

A whole month in which you are not allowed to shave yourself.

§1
No kind of facial hair may be removed in any way.

§2
The wuzz who grows the least facial hair by the end of the month gets their cloths wetted.

§3
The person who gows the most facial hair by the end of the mont, recieves a secret reward.

§4
People who regularly enjoys metal music are not allowed in the contest.

§5
§4 does of course only apply people who already have a great amount of facial hair. They are prematurely disqualified.

§6
Following the rules is MANDATORY.

§7
Are the rules not followed by a competitor, this person must buy the other competitors beer.
The beer has to be cold bottled beer.

I see you're enjoying some cold beer. Can i have a bottle?

Sure, my friend just lost the "No Shave April"-competition.

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Pube Shave

When you shave your pubes in a girls mouth during intercourse

hey babe..wanna do the pube shave?
sure hunny

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shaved bear

A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.

I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.

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Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

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girly shave

A girly shave is when a girl with hair past their shoulders shaves all of it off, just for attention.

Britney Spears did a girly shave because she was getting no attention. After she shaved her hair, attention was all over her.

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