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£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note
Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet
When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked
I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!
as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!
Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!
tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.
after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.
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Synonymous for toilet paper, but specifically a brand of toilet paper yielding superior quality for the purpose of taking a shit.
Dude! Did you use all the shit sheets AGAIN???
A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
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Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off