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A negative aspect of something.
We got a free trip to the beach, but the shit of it is we have to sit through a time share speech.
1. Poop
2. Garbage
3. The biggest craze
4 oh shit
Person 1: I just did a shit
Person 2: aint that some shit?
Person 1: but doing shits is the shit. Oh shit!
PRE face to TGIF... Sure Happy It's Thursday
Dude it Shit today!
What? SHIT
Yeah one day closer till TGIF.
1. Noun. Excrement; feces; the byproduct of having an ass and eating.
Antonyms: Piss, Pee, Numero Uno.
Synonyms: Crap, Dung, Scat, Numero Dos
2. Noun. Care, usually used in conjunction with "I don't give a..."
Antonyms: (I dunno shit about the Antonyms in this regard; XD)
Synonyms: Fuck, Crap.
3. Noun. Anything; something; usually relating to knowledge.
Antonyms: (see #2)
Synonyms: Something, information, jack
4. Noun. Bad things, or sometimes just things in general.
Antonyms: Awesomeness
Synonyms: Fuck ("Mexicans still get shit for the fuck at Alamo," Bright) Crap, Bad Stuff.
5. Noun. Vulgar insult
Antonyms: Saint
Synonyms: Fucker, Cunt, Bitch,
6.Verb. The act of relieving oneself; using the good ol' porcelain throne.
Antonyms: (see two)
Synonyms: Crap
7.Adj. Though better suited for shitty: a form of shit, shit can and is used as an adjective meaning the same thing as shitty; bad, horrid, crummy.
Antonyms: Perfect, Impeccable.
Synonyms: Shitty, Crappy, Pain in the ass
8. Interjection.Used to express pain, worriedness, or any other form of distress.
Antonyms: (See two)
Synonyms: Fuck, Motherfucker, (insert assorted swears here)
1. "Why do I see shit? Is flushing such an alien concept?"
2. Nerd: "The square root of--"
Guy sitting next to Nerd: "Shut the fuck up, man; I don't give a shit.
3. *cops interrogating drug dealer*
Cop: "Where the fuck is the crack?!"
Dealer: "I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN!"
4. Complainer: "I just lost my job, my house, and my marriage."
Friend: "Shit happens, man.
5. "YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CUNT, BUT A DUMB-ASS SHIT!
6. Guy: "Where were you, man?"
Dude: "Takin' a shit down the hall."
7. *Asshole walks in an hour late*
Jackass: "Shit timing, Asshole."
8. *realizes the test's tomorrow morning at 10 PM*
"FUCKING SHIT!"
When Tom gets scoped for ages and turns around and quicks scope them
not just shit, but THE shit. saying just shit is something low class. but saying THE shit means its over the top cool.
person one: mah car is the shit.
person two: your car is just shit. its a ford escort, mon.
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