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To grab a glock and spank someone with it due to their attitude
Richard: your a weirdo *keeps talking back*
Karlie: *grabs the glock* then proceeds to spank him with it yelling “blicky spank”
when one farts on a hard/flat surface and makes a rhymthic slapping noise.
"Ah shit man, it smells."
"I know, didn't you hear that seat spanker?"
When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank
A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.
The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”