taco speak

A dialect of Latino Spanish used by Beaners who are too lazy to learn english. In essence, it is the ebonics of the Spanish Language.

Taco speak is when a beaner says "Holale` holmes, que pasa vato?" instead of "Good day sir, how are you?"

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kitty speak

To talk with lots of N's and Nyrs and meows randomly inserted into sentences. Very strange, but stylish in some circles.

N's and the mewing and stuff are symbolic of cat noises.

"Meoow... I lost my car keysnyr...."

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Speaking Bubbles

When someone speaks and they make zero sense. Their words are filled with nothing but air.

You're speaking bubbles.

or

She was so high she was speaking bubbles.

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mr. speaks

A piece of shit teacher. Can't teach at all. Calls his class easy when it is hard as fuck.

Mr. Speaks is a bitch bro.

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Online Speak

How most people speak on Instant Messenger Conversations and chatrooms.

"Hi.Howz U?ASL?wanna cyber?g2g bai."
Translates as: "Hi. How are you? Age, Sex, Location? Do you want to have cybersex? Got To Go, Bye."

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Speak Into Existence

To hypothesize a situation so much, that it actually happens

Person 1:I bet the red team is gonna win this one.
Person 2: Don't speak into existence! The red team does nothing but win, they need to lose this one.

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Biblically speaking

References sexuality.

Originally employed to describe words or phrases that morphed (from their common use as symbols representing sex acts) to become more diversely applicable.

The original common use of the terms can be found in older translations of the Bible; hence, the slang.

"know" employed sexually in the Bible: (Gen 4:1; Matt. 1:25)

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Bill: I was 'with' Susie last night...

John: Biblically speaking?!

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