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Localised retail stores that sell or rent surfboards and the related fashions and equipment used for surfing, skimboarding or bodyboarding. Often staffed by local surfers with experience in surfing the local surf breaks.
(see): Brave New World
Man, that chode behind the counter at that surf shop was completly useless!
My bro at the surf shop can hook us up!
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The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.
Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
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the act of standing behind a sitting person in order to look at the contents of their computer or cell phone.
considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society
usually committed by parents or other nosy people
"Sorry for not responding to that text message for so long, my dad was trying to shoulder surf me"
Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"
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An actual club that every few times a month has a special night just for teens 13-18.In which there are outside decks on the water,with DJ's & glow sticks. Techno lives here.When your here you'll see a bunch of Guido's & fat whores who are in ripped "home made" jeans. With their hair in what is called "The Poof".
Everyone is going to Surf Club the 10th.
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When your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its butt. Usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. Usually means its time to get their anal glands squeezed.
Reece is butt surfing again. Looks like its time to go to the vet!
My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
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Riding a skateboard, designed as a means of transportation
Example:
This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.
That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time
This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers
That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it
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This is a habit of medium-to-large dogs in standing on their hind legs to see what is on the kitchen counters.
Don't leave that twinkie on the counter. If Fido goes counter-surfing you can kiss it goodbye.
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