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Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.
I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.
Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*
The sound guy is putting a couple of tour tenders in the bus for after the show.
A bartender that has to sleep with people to have customers.
She's such a whore tender.
When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.
“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”