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A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.
“I am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.”
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A type of groupie solely after professional atheletes or rap stars.
If a guy is in an up-scale club but has on tennis shoes; tennis shoe chasers flock to him. He must be bankin'.
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fisting a girl while on her period
Brady can't wait to give Angela a ruby tennis bracelet this month.
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When a man is wearing tight pants and his dick/ balls resembles a tennis ball shape
His pants were so tight his dick was looking like a tennis ball dick.
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Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman
That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls
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Urinal Tennis: A game played by 2 or more men at a Urinal, that is played by batting a balled up piece of toilet paper across the urinal into the opponents urinal bowl with either a hand or penis. Urinal Tennis is played while pissing.
That last match of Urinal Tennis was so intense! I beat Mark 3-2, and only pissed on my hand once!
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When one guy pops another guy's turd in his mouth, then the other guy does the same with one from the first guy, and they do a spit and catch juggling thing until one of them misses it and has to wear a used condom round his neck for the rest of the week. Very popular in Iowa.
"Dude, I was playing Chocolate Egg Tennis last night with Steve, and my fucking mom rang! My boss did not like seeing me turn up at work this morning with a dirty bag of jizz dangling off my St Christopher. I think I'm gonna get fired."
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