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Verb. - 2 Definitions...
1 - To be under the influence of marijuana.
2 - The physical effect of marijuana on the eyelids.
1 - After you have smoked pot, especially a copious amount, and you are getting physically tired, but are still mentally stimulated, you will usually shuffle around with possibly blood-shot eyes wanting to make food, watch a movie, play an instrument and listen to music all at once....and the thought of this makes you want to chuckle for no reason...
This is the state of being "Low-Eyed"....basically a synonym for being pretty fucking stoned...
2 - When you have smoked marijuana, especially a copious amount, and your eye-lids feel heavy and comfortably rest at least half way closed. Being tired and/or in a super relaxed state in combination with the marijuana can also aid in the lowering of the eyelids.
This is known as literally being "Low-Eyed"
One dose not necessarily need to have eyelids that are halfway, or more, closed to be called "Low-Eyed" as long as they are under the influence of marijuana, because both definitions of "Low-Eyed" refer to being stoned off your ass and any stoner knows that ones eyes get lower once stoned, especially when stoned with good shit, thus the point is sure to get across either way.
P.S. - Led Zeppelin is the fucking best, sober or stoned, so go listen to all their music!
Definition 1 -
"Duuude man..have you seen Steve? He's
rocking out to Physical Graffiti on his I-Pod Mini in my den with the lights off staring at my lava lamp eating a bag of fun sized snickers...he's fuckin' low-eyed like crazy!"
Definition 2 -
"Hahaha man Steve...you can come with us 7-11 if you want, but I'm tellin' you, those eye drops aren't gonna help for shit....anyone who makes eye-contact with you is gonna know your ripped...you're fuckin' mega low-eyed bro!"
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Usually pertaining to food that is of less quantity, an advertising effort to promote "healthy"
Dorito's Normal: 200 Calories and 10g
Low fat: 100 Calories and 5g
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1. An attack to mens genitalia (sometimes womens). Sometimes enjoyed sexually, sometimes just outright painful. In the wrestling world women wrestlers low blow men wrestlers a lot, primarily to help their man win a match, or to excite the ballbusting fetishists like me who watch. Chyna is the most famous female low blower in WWE/F history, but Lita is getting up there too. I would rather be low blowed by LuFisto than any other woman wrestler.
2. A comment which is cruel and callous. Meant to cut like a knife. Hence the term low blow, it hurts.
1. Commentator: Lufisto just low blowed that faggot she's wrestling!
Me: Lucky bastard.
2. You know i didnt get my grade 10. thats a low blow julian.
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A word that newbs say in online video games when they think someone is doing something cheap to win.
Jenny: omg fmg9 akimbo noob!
Jose: They're in the game, therefore I'm allowed to use this weapon.
Jenny: ur just a low bob who has to do anything just to win!
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A sub-human with a lumbering brain to match their lumbering physique. They are highly unaware of the debilitating mind-virus that renders them ignorant on all matters. They are adult children, lacking common sense and
dumber than a box of pet rocks. However, they are always ready with a painfully dense observation. Useless, ineffective and super lazy - yet spend the little energy and motivation they have living on the take, looking for freebies and hand-outs. Brainless, yet brainwashed by MSNBC and FOX NEWS.
Jimmy sleeps until 12, doesn't work, watches MSNBC all afternoon while collecting disability for a fake carpal tunnel injury. Considers himself an intellectual, yet he is a complete idiot. Some how he has money for meth and cigarettes but nothing to spare for his two bastard children. What a low form!
An ass crack that literally starts an inch or less above the anal cavity.
Evelyn is a low cracked byotch.