To go home with the BBW in the group and fuck them.
To hog the heavy.
Friend: Yo Tyler, what happened to you last night? That big girl was super aggressive into you and you just disappeared. Did you go home with her?
Tyler: Yeah dude. I chiefed the hog.
Friend: Chief the hog?!
Tyler: ~...~
When a human crouches upon all four limbs, forearms to the ground (or bed), and their rump is aimed up at the sky like a prized pig exposing the undercarriage.
To Hog-crouch, hog-crouching.
To Hog-crouch, hogcrouching.
As I came back into the bedroom, I found Sally hog-crouching on the end of the bed.
a selfish individual who is always on a particular arcade game, especially when you want to play.
That damn game hog won't get his ass out of the pole-position machine!
A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.
Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?
Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.
Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.
After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.
The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music
JustCheerio_: what is the best book in the entire world??
Ktaei: the hog bible obviously
"Dude, Mary says you sent her a hog shot and she freaked out."
"I thought she wanted to see the hog, bro."