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Shat The Bath

The act of letting your colleagues/parents/partner/friends/children down by making a fool of yourself in any one of thousands of everyday tasks or sporting endeavours.

'So, Tiger, all you had to do was pitch the ball on the green and tap in for a birdie but it looks like you've ended up in the heavy fescue at the back!'

'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'

by Chabbs September 30, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bath house

A place that homosexuals go to have hot nasty anonymous sex. Often while cruising in white, surprisingly clean towels.

He was in the bath house sling, getting plowed like a Nebraska corn field.

by Chad Hunt May 25, 2005

78๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


cat bath

Noun for the act of giving oral pleasure to a woman. Taken from the common name for a vagina pussy and the similarity to the action of a cat bathing itself.

The couple had a hot night, first she gave him a blow job, then he gave her a cat bath.

by BathingKitten November 13, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


bath salts

1) A drug that may be linked to a zombie attack that occurred in Florida.

2) The most likely cause for an actual apocalypse in 2012.

1 - Did you hear about the guy in Florida who ate off another guy's face? They say he was on bath salts.

2 - With all this news about the dangers of bath salts I am beginning to think the world will actually end in 2012.

by #don't do bathsalts May 30, 2012

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cowboy bath

The process of washing one's body to later put on the same clothes again. The washing is usually done quickly and the clothes are usually dirty. Done mostly during traveling because of the lack of one's own commodities.

Mary: Are you ready yet?
Jane: Almost, just need to put these clothes back on.
Mary: Weren't you complaining that those were dirty?
Jane: Well yeah, but a cowboy bath is my only option right now. I'll change once I get to my own place.

by andipantz September 20, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dog in a bath

during some mad fucking, grabbing your testicles as if you are going to Brain (definition #5) someone then, inserting them into the vagina or asshole. It is very difficult to do, hence the Dog in a bath name.

her pussy looked tight so i thought id try to put the dog in a bath.

by Skeet Inc. July 25, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ho Bath

When a promiscuous girl is so fast she doesn't even have time to take a bath between sexual encounters, so she washes her cooter and ass off with a sink and a rag...Keep in mind you do not have to be a ho to take a ho bath..

Sarah: Come to town with me!
Betty: Okay let me wash off real quick .
Sarah: We don't have time for all that come on!
Betty: I'm just gonna take a ho bath real fast!

by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016

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