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When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex
Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.
When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.
"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"
The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex
Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.
Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.
Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.
When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole
Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks
When you ejaculate in a women to then throat chop her so she makes a sound similar to Buddhist prayer
Noah gave my sister a muay tai cream pie and I want revenge for his heinous acts
When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.