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The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.
Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "
Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
During intercourse, you balance your partner on your penis and spin them like a helicopter.
“Dude… chicks love the Oklahoma spin cycle.”
The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.
clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.
moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.
Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.
P1-"Hey bro, you know the life cycle of a frog"
P-2-" Na, and I'm not intere-"
P1-"The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.
clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.
moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.
Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.
P1- *opens his eyes to see his friend is gone*
X-bow cycle is a deck in clash Royale that legends with a high level of skill uses win against idiot who can’t defend the easiest card in the game (x-bow). People who are huge cocksuckers who suck at defending often complain about the x-bow cycle.
I’m very skillful player and I play x-now cycle.
I’m hate facing x-bow cycle because I can’t defend and I like sucking big cocks.
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One of the few Mormons who openly practices polygamy and doesn't do statutory rape and/or breed too much. The only Mormons to grow a set and stand up for what they believe in.
The cycle-accurate Mormon went to his home and hugged his 2 wives and his husband.
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The cycle of shit talking that ensues with basic bitches. A mention of a name leads to a mention of another name, leading to more and more repitive shit talking
Basic 1:"Did you see the fat bitch Clara yesterday?"
Basic 2:"I saw her in the hall with Alyssa."
Basic 1: "Alyssa? Shes a dumb whore."
Bystander: "You guys are caught in the basic bitch cycle."
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A cycle used to describe how the Call of Duty community works, how they spend their money, and how they reminisce of the old games they played that they once called the worst game in history.
Step 1: Person buys the newest Call of Duty game for $60
Step 2: Person plays the game for 6 months MAXIMUM
Step 3: Person starts to say how much a piece of shit the game they bought was
Step 4: Person complains on community forums
Step 5: Person reminisces about the last Call of Duty game they bought, the ones before it, and states how good they were.
Step 6: Person waits for the next game, in large hopes that the newest game in the franchise will be better than the last.
Step 7: Repeat.
Person: Dude. For the past years, I realized how much of a crappy title Call of Duty is. I spend around $120 a year plus DLC, rage about how unfinished the game is, and always say how the old games were better. No more of this nonsense! I'm going to get myself a girlfriend, have passionate sex with her, and get my life back on track!
Nosrep: Holy Crap. I think you're the first person I've ever seen exit The Call of Duty Cycle.
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