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Ozzy Osbourne's (Black Sabbath) nickname is the Prince of Darkness, he's cool.
Ozzy Osbourne's nickname is the Prince of Darkness, he's cool.
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the darkest of larries who frolic around their everyday lives outing larry, completely oblivious to the fact that larry is still not out. those who believe “larry is real” is basic human knowledge.
“Marry Harry!” - fan
“Nah hes taken.” - Ed Sherran
“By Louis!!” - fan
“Innit” *chuckles*
Dark Larries: Ed Sherran, Roman Kemp, OBAMA AND BIDEN??, Bebe Rexa, Little Mix, James Corden, Ariana Grande, Ashe, Kacey Musgraves, Lottie, Niall, Lizzo, that one interviewer “Louis Tomlinson whos.. obviously with Harry Styles.” and tbc…
Falling from a great height and shitting yourself midair.
Instead of a regular shit on solid ground, which would naturally fall toward the earth, a dark rising occurs when in free-fall. Due to the sheer terror the experience of falling from high above might produce in a person, they shit themselves whilst they descend. The person falling and the shit loosed from their asshole is situated such that the shit evacuates and begins falling with a slight delay, thus giving the appearance of it "rising" out of their ass.
Person A: Oh fuck I'm falling! Eeeek! *shits self midair*
Person B: Look at that! That dumbfuck's got a dark rising!
Person C: What a piece of shit! And that fecal matter evacuating their anus, too!
A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.
Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.
a game of hide and seek played at night time with all curtains shut a lights off. Players often run around screaming initially before remaining silent when the finder (often known as a lurker) tries to find them. The first person found is the next one on and the last person found is the winner of that round. The winner is the person who wins the most rounds. They are rewarded with the prize Mania. This can range from brew and biccies to sex or beer. Mania is defined before commencing the game.
played by bored students and children across uk, Murder in the dark is becoming more and more popular. The game originates from childhood but can be played by all.
A vagina with a extreme case of gonorrhea, that expels a dark black liquid from the crusty cysts and boils around the vaginal slit. Making the crusty cysts looks like a brown/blackish potato chip.
"I picked this girl up from the bar and took her back to my place. We were about to fuck, but when i pulled her panties back she had a Dark Dorrito
One of the most hated weapons in the game Dark Souls III normally used by people who dont really know how to play, such as gankers
Normal user: Hi! Lets have a fair duel :D
Dark sword user: r1 r1 r1