ass flute

There is no such thing as an ass flute.

Dean: "I wanna play your ass flute."

Jane: "There is no such thing as an ass flute."

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Skin Flute

The Skin Flute is a slang term for a male Penis

Skin Flute is just another cute name for the male's penis

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skin flute

penis

Dale bradley sucks at the skin flute just a little bit.

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Douche flute

A douche flute is a modern day E-cig that chucks clouds.

Look at that tool over there huffing on his douche flute.

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Pussy flute

Someone who caters to the vagina; a male who breaks the guy code over for a chance of getting hooked up.

Don't be a pussy flute.

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filthy flute

when a female simultaneously licks the tip of the penis, fondles the shaft(as if playing a flute), and reaches around the guys upper thigh and plays with the testicles from the back, while the guy is on top.

when he got on top of her, she pulled a quick one and started giving him a filthy flute!

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Flute Player

A Flute Player is someone who plays the flute, obviously. They are usually girls, and are either preppy and loud or quiet and reserved. They almost always have a feud with the trumpets, who are very egotistical for someone within High C range.

Flute 1: OMG! Have you heard that Brad the trombonist is going out with Cindy?
Flute 2: Wait, the trumpet player?
Flute 1: Yeah, I know! Gross!
Trumpet: Morons. Trumpets are far superior to the childish flute player.

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