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When the guy sucking you from behind has a nose so large that it pierces your asshole and hits your g spot.
I got a Steeb Job last night and it made me cum buckets.
A sudden, suspicious, and unexplained rise in stock market prices at the end of the trading day. Attributed by observers to market manipulation by large financial institutions.
In particular, a "ramp job" is suspected to be the work of the secretive "PPT" (Plunge Protection Team). Refers to an attempt to sustain artificially high prices in equities despite an overall bear-market trend.
Derisive term suggesting nefarious activity, related to other slang terms such as "whack job" (secretly arranged contract murder) and "hack job" (ineffective temporary solution to a problem).
"Look at that ramp job in the S&P chart at the close on Friday. The PPT is hitting hard, they really do not want this market to fall. Don't believe the hype."
A Sex Act similar to a hand job, but involving more coral.
The Austrailian Government are offering $150,000AUD for someone prepared to spend 6 months on a reef job.
Simply put, a job that nobody wants. This job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans assistant at a shotgun wedding. There is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but competitive.
*At Shotgun Wedding*
Cam: Do you see that camera mans assistant in the corner drinking free booze? I want that job.
Nate: Nah bro, that’s a Craigslist job.
A knee Job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her Knee into your C&B's and is rubbin' like she either wants to bust 'em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. Generally best when she's wearing hosiery of some kind.
My wife woke me up with a fantastic Knee Job and I made a mess on her shin.
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A blow job recieved from a ghost. It is an unexplained occurence that tends to happen mostly at night. Many paranormal investigators believe it is not an intelligent haunting, but just an "imprint" of what was. Boo jobs happen mostly to boys that are ages 13-17. Many people believe a boo job is a form of "ghost rape". Nobody knows exactly why boo jobs happen to people. Some people think it is at random, and others believe that the person recieving the boo job could have been the ghost's lover in another life.
Timmy awoke to a strange sucking noise. He looked down to see a white mist at his "package". He let out a scream and the white mist vanished. It occured to him that he had just been a victim of a "boo job".
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A meaning defining how people should be on their own grind rather than worrying about other people's business
Guy 1- Nah I don't know why my man is trying to ramp with me.
Guy 2 (To Wasteman)- Real talk don't start beef be on your job fam.
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