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Fine super-dyme who starred in the movie "Players Club." She has also been featured in the pennultimate journal of fine black ass called "Black Men's" magazine. Sadly she usually has some clothes on.
I wish Lisa Raye was a lose-ass-heffa so I could choke her with my love jones and spurt a 40 in her goodies.
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When a really bland looking chick gives you a boner for a some odd reason. At this point in your life you will really stop and think about how low your standards have become..
Me: Dude I don’t know what it is about our 80 year old librarian woman, but damn she keeps giving me a bona lisa.
Friend: I feel like you need to see a therapist my dude
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In Jamaica this means to perform fellatio. To suck a dick; to give head; to give a man a blowjob. Also may be associated with Lisa Swiping which is the action of performing fellatio. This is named after a female DJ in Jamaica who whose photo was posted on the internet; the photo shows her performing fellatio on a man.
English: Hey Baby come on and give me a lisa-hype, you know I like that.
Jamaican Creole: Hey gyal come gi mi a lisa hype, a dat mi love.
Girl, da lisa hype deh did good, my dick is spotless and clean as hell. I cum about 40 times in your mouth. Thanks!!
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While many believe her to be alcoholic white trash, she is actually an Armenian meth addict, and has been known to post unrequested pictures of her matted chest hair as irrefutable proof.
She is also a black man named Lou. When you see her, you will shit bricks.
Bad Lisa (Lou) holds the record for the second most deleted person on MySpace, second only to MANtana who is rumored to have been deleted over 9000 times. MANtana is also rumored to have over 9000 penises, and they are all raping children.
A statistical curiosity, Bad Lisa is the primary cause of An Hero among indigent men on the east coast... usually upon discovering that her hairy treasure trail leads to a centipede filled vagina.
BAD LISA lives in ur basement, wears a fedora hat in public, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers complained about the tattoo of Adolph Hitler buttsecksing Jesus on her left breast) and is also rumored to be the one who wrote your name and number on that bathroom wall in New Jersey.
It has also been rumored that Ceiling Cat coughs up hairball abortions whenever it watches Bad Lisa masturbate, but these rumors cannot be confirmed as Ceiling Cat is currently watching you masturbate.
Bad Lisa broadcasts over 9000 bulletins of black cock, partial unbirth pron, and hentai rape videos a day while threatening various people on Myspace, taking it seriously because everyone knows the internet is SeRius fuCk1ng bIzn3ss.
There are some people who don't think the internet is serious bizness, these people are wrong.
Bad Lisa usually has over 9000 backup profiles, but they are all set to private due to AIDS, and stingrays.......that also have AIDS.
Bad Lisa is rumored to have voted for George Bush twice, have a Wii Fit that is still in the box, fucked every member of Fall Out Boy, and is also known to insist that the internet is a big truck.
Her talents include shooping, playing the rusty trombone, liking mudkips, dividing by zero, and convincing Child Protective Services to place babies in her care for the sole purpose of rape. (With the exception of one baby named Ichmael who was promptly placed in her oven for being a Jew.)
She also captains a NOWlive blog radio in which she begs, pleads, and offers sexual favors for people to call in, then doesn't shut up about how she "hates jews, niggers, and queer-o-sexuals" long enough for any of her guests to get a word in. When they do manage to mumble some incoherent babbling, like "Ya'll be stealin ma catchphrases!!!11!" she simply talks over them, until she loses consciousness from huffing spray paint on the air.
While the accusations of her connections with Al Queda have not been proven, multiple photo's have surfaced in the past few months of her inserting small bombs into the anus's of children for the purpose of either mass homicide or lulz.
In short, BAD Lisa is the most hated person on myspace. She is even hated more than notorious cockmongler Eric Brooks, who is rumored to be responsible for 9/11.
Long Live The Gr.........uh nvrmnd.
It is said that Bad Lisa was the inspiration for Shitting Dick Nipples.
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The most perfect couple in the world! They loved eachother more then anyone could ever imagine. No one will ever have the kind of relationship that they had. He was her Knight in Shining Armor and she was his Heaven Sent Angel. Their love will be legendary. It ended way to soon, but they will always love eachother with every drop of their souls. The product of this love is the most beautiful baby boy in the world!
Girl 1: Do you see those 2 over there?
Girl 2: Yeah they look like they are so in love!
Girl 1: Yeah they are just like Lisa and Cris!
Girl 2: I know! I hate those 2! I want what they have!
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hottest couple ever made. will get married and have Germasian babies. They are so perfect for each other and will always be together. Dan loves Lisa more than Lisa could ever love Dan!!!
Lisa and Dan are the hottest couple alive!
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a singer-songwriter from the mid nineties that emotional females liked, and guys were terrified of. she also wears black rimmed glasses a lot. and frequently talks about her ex boyfriends.
"hey you know that lisa loeb chick?"
"yeah...i broke up with her, and then ran far far away"
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