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The dumbest decision of the new millennium. Dumb. Dumb.
Operation Iraqi Freedumb: to dumb to succeed, to dumb to recognize failure.
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Backbone of the Royal Corps of Signals. More sexually depraved than any other trade.
Often envied by combat linemen, they were magnanimous, and usually shared their coffee. (Known as "brew")
Communications will be established as soon as the radio relay operator has doled out brews to the lineys.
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From the Simpsons: A top-secret project by the Motherloving Sugar Corporation aimed at getting the citizens of Springfield addicted to sugar, from the episode "Sweets and Sour Marge." Named after the ramblings of Professor Frink.
(Phone rings. Marge picks it up.)
Marge: Hello?
Mysterious voice: Marge Simpson?
Marge: Who is this?
Frink: I'm an annonymous whistle-blower. I worked on a top-secret project called Operation HOYVIN-MAYVINGGG!
Marge: Professor Frink?
Frink: Oh, what gave me away? Out of curiosity, was it the hoyvin, or the mayvin, or was it the whole G'HOYVEY thing that I do?
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100% not an invasion. Anyone who conducts a Special Military Operation is an extremely stand up guy and is devoted to world peace with zero intentions whatsoever of starting a war against a sovereign nation. Trust me guys, I am definitely NOT being held at gunpoint by the secret police right now.
I am conducting a Special Military Operation (not an invasion!) to ensure peace in Ukraine.
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A cop out name chosen because Operation Iraqi Liberation has the initails O.I.L.
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Similar to the Milton Bradley game Operation, however this version is more hightech and played with your office copy machine when paper gets jammed in the hot copy machine.
The object of this game is to extract said paper or papers without getting a third degree burn on fingers, wrist, arms, etc.
Kristi is celebrating her second victory of copy machine operation.
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An Invasion. Especially one conducted by an authoritarian regime.
This isn’t an Invasion of the sovereign nation of Ukraine. It is a Special Military Operation.
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