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A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.
After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"
V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.
Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".
Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.
"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"
To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.
"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"
"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."
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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"
"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"
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to have gay sex, anal, bumlove.
"Simon loves it when spotty Luke shafts him"
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guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.
Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.
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