if you’re a little bitch and you live in a ditch and a thot who smokes pot and a stupid fuck who drives in a truck... you mayhaps are a trucker thottie
“see that kids...that’s a trucker thottie... don’t b a trucker thottie”
Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.
Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.
Like a french tuck, but less fancy.
I didn't want to tuck my shirt in all the way, so I trucker tucked it.
Traffics backed up again better bust out the ol' trucker phone!
Two B double drivers passing in the middle of the night on the Biggest island in the world.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.
Channel 27/40 uhf midnight between Brisbane/ Sydney/ Melbourne/ Adelaide/ Perth/ Darwin and all points in between.
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"
A person, usually a male in his mid 30s-40s, whos so obsessed with trucks that they would basically have sex with one.
P1: "Matt's such a trucker fucker."
P2: "I know right!"
the urine filled bottle chucked from truckers cabs!
thats not an energy drink? thats trucker tizer