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somthing funny to say to a guy that is smoking pot
-smokes- friend says "hello Cougar Monkey "
everybody "hahahahaha"
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The heart fluttering sensation experienced by women of a certain age upon seeing a man of much younger years, usually sporting six-pack abs, boyish innocence, and a clear willingness to learn. Side effects include: unclean thoughts, raised hemlines, and a deep desire to take on the role of tutor.
When Madge showed up at the gym in a new track suit sporting the word "juicy" across her derriere and offering the new young thing behind the counter two white frosted cupcakes, the cougar crush was obvious.
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Pimp, particularly of older women.
What doesn't go to my cougar daddy, goes to grandson's college fund.
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Referencing a place where hot mom's shop for clothing, food, etc. For example. . . Costco is a great place to entrap a cougar. She's there to shop for the family, but damn there a a bunch of hot moms there.
Costco, Fred Meyer, and Safeway are all places where you could hit on hot moms. A good place to setup a cougar trap.
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These are the males in their late-teens or 20s that "cougars" are on the prowl for.
Cougar #1: Hey, did you see that hot cutie with the Ed Hardy shirt going into the men's room?
Cougar #2: Oh yeah, definite cougar meat - I want to jump his bones!
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Hot mother daughter combination at the club.
From across the bar I spotted an aggressive old hottie, daughter by her side. That night my roomate and I tag teamed that cougar and cub.
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Verb: The act of plucking a younger man from the attentions of another woman right in front of her usually occurs in the middle of their conversation.
Lisa: "She totally out-cougared me!"
Candi: "I know! And he was so in to you! I wonder what she said?"