How to measure any DAT PHAT ASS by using two fine ass honeys...
The squad: dude what are you doing with your phone?!?!?!
Me: I'M using the THICC METER
The squad: wtf?!
Me: I'm simply looking at THICC Ass girl right here on her INSTA- and then I compare HER ASS BEWTEEN that CALI Girl KATY PERRY AND KIM "THE GIRL with the most below" Kardashian
The Squad: DAMN!!...thats some quantum shit, you should be teachin' classes about that.
Me: word THAT dawg.
1. One who has the definition of a bodybuilder while still being as thicc as tree trunk from the torso up.
2. One who is both thicc and ripped.
Me: Dan Bilzerian has a strange build.
Charlie: Yeah he's thicc ripped.
Me: What do you mean?
Charlie: Even though he has tiny legs, he looks like he's cultivated a lot of mass on his upper body while still remaining toned.
A girl or guy who is a badass and thicc in all the right places.
"Wow. He's a thicc baddie. Can't wait to bang that thicc ass."
The mindset of being thicc without the physical properties of being thicc.
oh boy, becca sure is Emotionally thicc today~.
A very tall boi with seemingly little fat. Instead of being stored horizontally, the fat is stored vertically.
Adam: Yo, Richard, why are you such a tall skinny legend?
Richard: I’m just vertically thicc
A nerdy term referring to a very large theta. Primarily of use during physics classes. A derivation of the too often used thicc.
“hey man, that’s the theta but what’s the Thicc Theta.”
A woman's figure which has all the properties of someone classed as thicc but has a much smaller build.
John: "Katie has got lil tits."
chris: "nah she's the perfect SnackSize Thiccness."