Too soon

A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve Bartman interference of the foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.

Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.

The Cubs have as much chance of winning a World Series as Steve Bartman does of interferring with another foul ball at Wrigley Field. Too soon?

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Where's that too then?

A Dorset (UK) phrase commonly used in Poole, meaning ""where is that?"

"I'm going to the football on Saturday".
"Where's that too then?"
"Bournemouth".

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Too close

When an individual has become too close for comfort

Steve: "Hey Brad wana go to the movies with Ashley and Kim tonight?"

Brad: "Sorry man that girl got too close for comfort last time"

Steve: "Yeah I know what you mean that girl can be a total bitch sometimes"

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too easy

when someone trys hard to make everything look too easy. while completeing a simple action or task, they will act like a sik cunt trying to put on a cool image as if the situation was too easy.

person 1: look at this dude walk through the school tryin to be a sik cunt
sik cunt: (strolls through the school acting tough and puting on a relazed/tough facial expression)
person 2: yeah man thats defiantley too easy for him.


friend 1: dude y the fuck are u tryin to put on a new look like everythings too easy
friend 2: im tryin to impress that girl over there but i cant keep up this hard act much longer

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Too Cute

A discriminatory term used towards transgender people who don't feel gender dysphoria, or transgender people who don't fit in a gender binary. It's a shortened version of "too cute to be cis" which is also a phrase used to bully these people.

"God, James is such a Too Cute!"
"Hey, just 'cause they're a demiboy doesn't make him less trans then you."

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too easy

that which should have been done but probably wasn't.

"what made you think that you should cab it from Times Square to the Village in the middle of the day?!!?"
"Yeah, I should have just taken the 7 to the "A" but that would've been too easy."

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Too Soon!

To joke about a deceased person within the time to be determined by the audience of the joke to be too soon after his or her expiration.

Joe: Look at that guy! He is shorter than (deceased person) was.

(Audience of Joke): Too Soon!

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