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A magnificent city in Canada which is known for mistakenly being identified as the capital of Canada.
NO, IT"S NOT THE CAPITAL OF CANADA.
Nigga: Yo homeboy, just got off a plane to Canada's capital, Toronto.
Homeboy: Whatchu say u fool!!!
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Los Angeles but take away the only reason people live there, warm weather, and then welcome to a huge dumpster fire of a city.
You could also say Toronto is watered down New York.
"Hey, where you from?"
"Toronto, I-"
"You're from Toronto? HEY GUYS, THIS GUY IS FROM TORONTO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Believe it or not, Toronto is not the capital city of Canada, that would be Ottawa. Toronto is to Ottawa what New York City is to DC. Also, you can tell how Canadian someone is based on how much their pronunciation of Toronto does not sound like the word, a full Canadian says Churono instead. Being by far the most populous city in Canada, it’s honestly kinda boring, I mean they have a Canada’s Wonderland, but that’s it really.
American: Hey man, did you know that Toronto is the Capital City of Canada?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
pretty nice place. we have a lot of tim hortons.
"Hey man, I just came back from Toronto!"
"Oh, cool."
TWO WEEKS LATER
"Remember that time I went to Toronto?"
"Heheh, yeah."
A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.
Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad
This is the sexual act of a man eating a habanero pepper, going down on his sheila and allowing the spiciness of the pepper that he ate to bring her to a new level so that she squeezes his head between her thighs, thus creating a Toronto tight taco.
Last night, Scotty gave that girl at the bar the hottest Toronto tight taco of her life.
Canada’s laughing stock since the departure of Kawhi Leonard.
Masai Ujiri thinks the Toronto Raptors are going to win it again without Kawhi Leonard. Reject’s Westbrook’s trade because he’s an idiot to ever do so.