Sexual Onset Tourette's

When someone regularly has a sudden loud outburst of unexplained obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks accompanying an orgasm.

Jane: Oh, baby I'm going to cum!
Dick:Me too. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER, OH FUCK!
Later that day:
Betty: Jane, how was your night with Dick?
Jane: I'm never seeing him again, he has sexual onset Tourette's!

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Project Induced Tourettes

n., The act of shouting obscenities when working on a home improvement project.

Dad (who is tiling the back-splash): "FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."

Hip hop tourettes

When you inadvertently spout flow throughout the day pertaining to random situations.

Mom "hi honey, how's school?"
Daughter "I been a terror since the public school error. Bathroom passes, cuttin' classes, squeezin' asses. "
Daughter has hip hop tourettes

Work-induced Tourette's

The sudden urge to stream obscenities brought on by work.

First guy: FUCK! FUCK! CUNT! FUCK! SHIT!
Second guy: Work-induced Tourette's, eh?
First guy: FUCK!

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Tourettes Text Syndrome

Tourettes Text Sydrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.

" oh man, i reckon emma has a really bad case of Tourettes Text Syndrome.. "

"how come?"

"she just sent me a message saying 'what the f*&$ mother f$%^#@, im going to #$^^$& your ##%^&@ mother #%#$^% brothers #%^%&*@!"

"holy crapp.."

"yeah i know.."

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Facebook Bitching Tourettes

Where a person randomly exclaims (normally in capitals) something bitchy about a person or a group of people on their social network status and then wont tell commenters anymore because that would give away the people that they were bitching about and why the were bitching about them in the first place.

Eventually ending up in the person sending a private message to the commenter.

Person: FUGLY SLUTS
Commenter: Huh?
Person: i cant explain
Commenter:wtf?
Person: Check you inbox

* Facebook Bitching Tourettes *. FBT FOR SHORT

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LMAO Tourettes

LMAO Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, most notably chronic tics. LMAO Tourettes is most often associated with the exclamation of LMAO, LMFAO, LOL, LOLZ when that response is not warranted; socially inappropriate; or a retort to derogatory remarks; or simply for the lack of a better response.

Girl: Why'd you decline my pic? wtf?
Guy: LMFAO
Girl: But, I'm not laughing
Guy: LMAO
Girl: It was of my dead cat
Guy: LOLZ
Girl: you have f*ckin LMAO Tourettes or what? nouveau douche!

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