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Doing your laundry on a tree at school
Hey did you do your laundry? yeah i did tree laundry today.
A type of tree which, during the spring season, gives off an odor similar to that of semen.
When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!
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Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.
"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".
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Tree Thugger is a lifestyle to some, and a trend to other. Tree Thuggers often are Hippie kids from cities and suburbs that dont have that "i love everyone" kind of attitude as your regular tie dye, hemp necklace Moe. fan hippie. Most tree thuggers are rabid fans of Hip Hop, various electronic music, The Grateful Dead, Phish, The Disco Biscuits, and Sound Tribe Sector Nine, plus many smaller bands in the same genre(s). Tree Thuggers tend to dress in clothes like LRG,Bape,ECKO,Zoo York,and many skate board clothes and urban apparel. The style is big in the east coast but is found everywhere throughout the us. Tree Thuggers basically infest any hippie festival in the east coast. so watch out.
Hey look at that thugged out dready sellin sass to kids as molly for $120 a g, hahahah, crazy tree thugger.
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Refers to the size of a woman.
Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie
Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima
Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel
Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera
Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell
Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend
Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.
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A bizarre condition, affecting mostly middle-aged salesmen, which is also known as Dendrophilia.
Due to his Tree Fetish we needed to keep little lewis out of the forest, he's a dendrophiliac.
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This definition is brought to you by the 2011 US Congress ruling that pizza is indeed a vegetable.
The pizza tree, which is native to the upper Indianapolis region, yields large crops of the vegetable "pizza" during the fall season. Pizzas trees are deciduous and are known for spreading rotten tomato paste balls for reproductive purposes. Controlled pizza tree farms often grow pizzas of the pepperoni, hawaiian and plain cheese variety. In recent years, an increased interest in organic vegetable farms has caused spikes in organic pizza markets, introducing heritage blends such as mediterranean and bruschetta.
"I think that pizza trees produce the best vegetables."
"If we need 7-10 vegetables a day, one pizza tree could make an entire family healthier."
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