mature trophy wife

Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.

He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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Trophy wife

A female who will take all your money and cheat with your neighbors husband while you're at work.

My dad thought he upgraded when he found a trophy wife

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Trophy Hook Singer

When rappers achieve such a status level that they have their very own scruffy, Caucasian singer on retainer just to sing the hooks on their songs.

At the recent award show, Kanye West's Trophy Hook Singer, Bon Iver, really hit it off with Chance the Rapper's new Trophy Hook Singer, Francis and the Lights.

SCFFL Prestigious Trophy

Sense 2003 the Prestigious Trophy is the highest award given to the SCFFL Champion.
Many have tried, most have failed...
For those who fail, the hunger kills them, and the chase continues.

To be able to hold the Prestigious Trophy is a honor that few have had, and all Want....
Any give Sunday can make or break the chase.

So bow down to the Champ, for that is all you are allowed to call him for a Year...

SCFFL Prestigious Trophy is the only important SoCal Fantasy football championship award...

Trophy Shot

When one owns an extensive trophy case of dozens of empty alcohol bottles, draining the last few drops from every bottle to mix a formidable drink.

"John was desperate for alch last night, so he did a trophy shot in the kitchen. He almost vommed!"

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Assist Trophies

The premise of Super Smash Bros. It is cleverly disguised by Nintendo characters in an orgy.

Godammit, fucking blue pikmin again!!! Give me cranky kong, assholes!!!!

Billy :"I just unlocked all the Assist Trophies yesterday, without hax"
Bobo :"Dude, calm down"

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Participation Trophy Wife

A "trophy wife" in the sense that we now live in a society where everyone gets a trophy. She's certainly not first, second, or even third place.

She is not even close to hot enough to be called a trophy wife - at best she's a participation trophy wife.

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