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When you sit down to eat a trucker meal, you are eating enough or more to feed the average trucker. If you are on a diet and someone comments you are having a trucker meal, you should definitely only eat a quarter or less of what is on your plate. A trucker meal is a gluttonous meal and YOU WILL plug up the toilet later on, so think of others.
Auntie M exclaimed “B is having a trucker meal.” B shouted to Auntie M to “go fuck herself.” B sauntered off to the kitchen for seconds. A loud fart and atrocious smell lingered for quite some time.
B trucker meal is the following: orange pop, meatloaf, shrimp tray, a burrito, pepperoni pizza, and half a plastic container of cheap neapolitian ice cream.
Oh my goodness! If I ate B trucker meal, I’d get explosive diarrhea. Blast, splash!
October 30th, National trucker troy day
“Yo dude do you know what day it is the day before Halloween?” -Nah what? “National trucker troy day!”
A Trucker's Train is either a train loaded down with trailers that are typically hauled by Semi trucks (sometimes known as intermodal transport)
or, three or more male truck drivers having sex in a straight line (dick to butt, dick to butt) with the trucker in the Caboose position of the train being the most dominant and the trucker in the locomotive spot being the least dominant (usually an effeminate twink since the only pleasure he derives is from the anal drilling being administered)
Billy: Hey Chad, if it's not an emergency, I'd wait a while to go into the showers.
Chad: The lady at the counter just called my number, what's up?
Billy: Mark, Frank, Dom, and John all decided to run a Trucker's Train in there out of the blue.
Chad: Damn those guys! I hope none of them fart afterwards, I don't want to slip and bust my head open.
The wife (typically stay at home) of a non-local truck driver.
If said couple has children see also: Single mom
I was not prepared to be a Truckers Widow when we got married but then he got his CDL and went over the road.
To bring your cup of coffee or other beverage with you while releasing fecal matter
Jacob is trucker dumping, he just walked into the bathroom with his coffee!
a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.
"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south