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1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.
2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.
The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.
Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!
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when you find a rich bitch and live off her.
its not gold digging because a man is doing it!
man I wanna marry Oprah and live on wife support!
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While alone fuiriosly masterbating at the family computer when an unexpected sound emerges from another room, you slowly and very quietly verify that the wife is not present.
"I was beating my meat like a rabid beast in heat. Then I heard a sound in the kitchen. It scared me to death. I did a wife check and it turns out it was just the cat. I resumed my activity while the cat watched me with eyes of shame."
A man who acts like a wife
A man who represents a/the wife (even if he is not gay and is married to a woman)
A femanine man in a marrige
A man who you are married to and he likes to crossdress as a woman on a regular basis
a man who does woman things (esp steryotypical woman like things) in a marrige?
Gail: hey sally, you're Howard ok? :)
Sally: yea, he right over there busy as a bee :)*pointing*
Gail: *looking* oh, i see he's hoovering while dressed like a woman
sally : yea, he's great. he's my man-wife ^_^
" I wish Eddie Izzard was my man wife" :)
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A beautiful, selfless woman, usually, married to a man of poor character, who is expected to do nothing but smile, take care of the kids and household, and tend to her husband, while never ever acknowledging the abusive, sinful, greedy, selfish world she married into.
Disrespected one too many times, the Mob Wife finally killed her husband in his sleep.
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Liz is my long term punk rock girlfriend,shes my Cunt-Wife!
L8z is my long term punk rock girlfriend,shes my Cunt-Wife!
a hardworking woman who was lucky enough to be hoosoo's wife.
is that hoosoo's wife
yes omg so cool